Hunter Biden and The Crackhead Hustle

“To be a crackhead, you must smoke crack.”

Ed Latimore

We here at DownCulture have cracked the code. (sorry I had to)

An exposé was recently released by the NYPost, alleging a current presidential candidate’s son – Hunter Biden – was caught in crackhead behaviour. Or in other words,

“Hunter Biden introduced his father, then-Vice President Joe Biden, to a top executive at a Ukrainian energy firm less than a year before the elder Biden pressured government officials in Ukraine into firing a prosecutor who was investigating the company, according to emails obtained by The Post.”

Emma-Jo Morris and Gabrielle Fonrouge – October 14, 2020 | 5:00am

According to DownCulture’s International Financial Correspondent, “that looks like a straight ballin’ move if you ask me.”

There is a lot that can be learned from the Crackhead Hustle, that Hunter has so shown us, if you’re paying attention.

Example from email:

“[…] would be great to meet today for a quick coffee. What do you think? I could come by your office somewhere around noon or so, before or on my way to the airport.”


Add in some “lol”s and smiley faces, you got yourself a thirsty dude fishing for a Tinder date.

Hunter Biden’s Crackhead Hustle:

  1. invite CEO to DC, set them up with good digs
  2. introduce CEO to future president
  3. have CEO develop man-crush

Remember, don’t smoke crack – but when it comes to hustling, don’t be whack.

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